EASTEREGG

 Came to Scream. Stayed to Thirst. Accidentally Healed a Little.

(CONGRATS!! YOU FOUND THE EASTER EGG PAGE!!)

BMC'S SECRET ROOM OF FAILURES, TRIUMPHS, AND WINS!!

 

       You thought you were just swinging by to scream into the void and maybe cry into a stale tortilla chip but surprise! You just wandered into a digital fever dream where emotional damage meets a man built like a tool shed and twice as comforting.
Welcome to the Panic Button.

        This ain’t some polished, Pinterest worthy self help bullshit. This is real talk, feral feelings, and shirtless wisdom shouted at you by Mitch built like a pickup truck, covered in flannel, and only emotionally accessible during thunderstorms or while watering tomatoes.

        This page is where mental breakdowns and mildly inappropriate thirst traps hold hands in the dark. It’s not a solution. It’s a survival tactic. And somehow, it works. 

SO HIT THAT BUTTON AND SEE WHAT LIFE LESSON YOU RECIEVE! ENJOY THE PICTORIAL JUST BREATH, RELAX, AND BE....

                                                                                                                      -MITCH OUT

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A PICTORIAL OF BLOG PHOTO REJECTS 

Because even when you’re flopping, glitching, or straight-up rejected by a toaster with Wi-Fi… you’re still fierce as hell.

        These are the outtakes, the misfires, the “what the hell happened here” moments, and every one of them still slaps. Just like you, so get up, dust, off, and Enjoy the view. 😏

Your welcome,

                                            -Mitch, Chillin with Bigfoot.