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PLANTS. PANIC. PARANOIA™
Mitch — Plants, Panic & Paranoia 2.0
Hey. You didn't see this.
The new place isn't open yet. But you've been here from the start, so — here. Go in through the back. Don't tell anyone.
Take me to the garden → Not now

Oh. You're leaving.

        That's fine. I'm fine. This is fine. I've been left before — by better people, worse people, and one entire summer's worth of basil that just gave up in July with zero explanation. I don't take it personally. Much. Okay a little. But I'll be out here either way, on my knees in the dirt, talking to plants that don't talk back, writing about it on the internet like a completely normal person. You know where to find me when you're ready. No judgment. The gate doesn't even latch properly anyway.

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