PLANTS. PANIC. PARANOIA™
🌱 PLANTS. PANIC. PARANOIA™ 2.0 IS SPROUTING 🌿
We’re under construction — but don’t worry, the chaos is intentional.
The soil’s been flipped, the panic button’s been smashed, and we’re building something bigger, messier, and way more unhinged than before.
💥 New layout.
🔥 New features.
🧠 Same mental breakdown energy.
Stick around, refresh your coping skills, and maybe water your plants while you wait.
Something gritty, gorgeous, and wildly unfiltered is about to bloom.
🌼 Launching Soon. Until then? Survive Anyway™.
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