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Mitch's Pep-Talk Central:

MITCH'S PEP-TALK CENTRAL:
Three Minutes to Give a Damn Again

Some days you’re crushing it. Other days you’re standing in the kitchen, eating shredded cheese from the bag, wondering if your plants are judging you. Life gets weird. This page? It’s for those moments.

Not some sunshine and rainbows bullshit. Just straight up, gut punching, soul hugging truths from your unofficial Comfort Woodsman. These are the pep-talks I needed when everything felt heavy and I couldn’t tell if I was spiraling or just dehydrated. Hell, they still talk me off the ledge some days.

So I’m handing them to you.

Three minutes at a time, raw, and real, in all the right places. Maybe they’ll hit you in the chest. Maybe they’ll make you laugh snort through your tears. Either way, I hope they bring a little calm to your storm.

You don’t need to have your shit together. You just need to hit play.

Mitch’s Pep-Talk Promo Image

Feeling crispy? Avoiding responsibilities? Sitting there with Cheeto dust on your chest wondering if your plants think you’re a failure? Perfect. This video’s for you.

It’s not a pep talk—it’s a full-body emotional oil change delivered by a flannel-wrapped man with too many feelings and just enough Ariana Grande in the playlist to remind you that healing can sound like a glittery high note and taste like vengeance.

Hit play. Cry a little. Laugh weird. Then get your ass back up and pretend to be functional.

Mitch’s Pep-Talk Central Playlist

  • 1. Still – The Japanese House 3:45
  • 2. Flowers – Miley Cyrus 3:21
  • 3. Hold You Down – X Ambassadors 3:18
  • 4. we can’t be friends (wait for your love) – Ariana Grande 3:49
  • 5. Overdrive (Live) – Post Malone 2:28
  • 6. Lift Up – Rihanna 3:17
  • 7. Rise Up – Andra Day 4:13
  • 8. Rise – Calum Scott 3:37
  • 9. Die For You – Calum Scott (Lyric Video) 4:21
  • 10. Be Someone – Benson Boone (Lyric Video) 3:45

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