BMC's Buy My Crap
Welcome! These ain’t your grandpa’s tees—unless he rage-weeds shirtless and sets boundaries with a shovel. Each BMC shirt is bold, honest, and battle-tested in the wild garden trenches (and occasionally slept in after emotional meltdowns). Designed for dirt-slingers, truth-planters, and anyone who’s ever told a tomato plant to get its shit together. No fluff. No filters. Just wearable mulch therapy. Buy a shirt. Support the cause. Look like you wrestle raccoons for fun.
Support the cause. Wear the mulch. Plant some truth.
I DON'T GIVE A FORK
Meet the garden gnome who snapped—and honestly? Same. This little bastard’s done being polite. Lightning overhead, shovel in hand, sunglasses full of fury, and one bold middle finger to the world.
You’ve been warned: this shirt ain’t for Pinterest planters or fairy garden fluffers. This is for the chaotic neutral gardener. The “don’t test me today” type. The ones who dig trenches emotionally and literally.
Printed on a comfy, battle-tested tee that can survive weed-pulling, storm chasing, and awkward family BBQs. Wear it while you fertilize your rage or just want people to stop knocking on your damn door.
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